Hey guys! This is the blog of Kelsey Korpela and Wesley Korpela, where we just review things we see and experience throughout life! We r also big Barry Manilow fans, sabertooth cat fans, and fans of free love. Our favorite flower is the dandelion (we love dandelion milk!), our favorite bird is the crow (they're loud!), and our favorite actress is Dolly Parton (her music is iffy/icky).
Okay, back to the toupées! Ha ha ha : ). Toupée: adv.
Pronunciations: too-pay, too-pwah, tay-pay
Definition: any sort of item that you put on a bald man's head (i.e. the head of a mop, deflated basketball, ice cream scoop)
Toupées are everywhere!
Yah, you heard me right! Everywhere! >:o Why do people wear them, they're so ugly! Well, I suppose the correct person could still be attractive. For instance: (!!!!!)
A very handsome man/woman (you can't tell sometimes with plastic store models) (PS I want a plastic store model!)
George Costanza! Often ridiculed for his bald head on the show Seinfeld. Go George, you da man, and you're looking great! I wonder if he's ever considered contacts?!? Glasses aren't the best when you're trying to swim!
See! Not working for ya George! Looks like you're not the master of YOUR domain :'(
Wow! A true innovator! When a lot of scared old men go to Best Buy and/or ShopKo to buy their toupées, this man just glued a baby werewolf to his head! I hope it doesn't bite him, he might catch Marfan's Syndrome!!!
People are always wondering: Are animals smart? I like to think so! I yell at seagulls when I'm at any parking lot, and I know that they're at least smart enough to fly away when I throw moth balls at them! >:o Hey, speaking of smart animals, do you think they have ever made toupées for themselves???
Look! A very rare photo of a flamingo with dwarfism, AND with a toupée! Very stylish! Let's see him on the Oscar red carpet!
Very cool! He's strutting that thing like a real man! He wins my vote for best dressed!!! Sorry Mark Wahlberg :(
Stop crying! You're ugly when you're crying!
Well, that's my opinion on the toupée. What do you think about it? Do you think they're cute? Do you think they have a mind of their own? How do you even keep one on your head? Do you think I (Kelsey) need one? So many unanswered questions!!!
Feel free to leave any comments, or send us money if you think this blog is awesome! Bye bye, au revoir, hasta la vista, להתראות...oh you get the picture! Smooches xoxo,
-Kelsey Korpela
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